20+ comical grammar mistakes and poor choices of words: 'I can't today. I have to finish some aarons'

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    Following Does any body else hate it when they get Day Jaw Food? It's really irritateing to me.
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    ♡ от Liked by r others today, the girls asked me for some "Farmer John cheese." realized after opening the fridge that they think that's the name for Parmesan cheese. PSA EVERYONE PARMESAN CHEESE IS NOW TO BE REFERRED TO AS "FARMER JOHN CHEESE." thx Instagram REAMER Σ
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    a @samuraiting why a soon when you can just ask? 12:02 am 11 Retweets 47 Likes go 22 DAE @Bronze_Pharaoh 9h Replying to @samuraiting Assume* 1 27 a @samuraiting - 9h you r ded 1 17 3 go
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    Dead spent 2 hours doing project on Youth in Asia then find out it's supposed to be on Euthanasia Youth In Asia: A Crisis By: Patrick Devlin & John Doyle MacBook Air
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    You can always come hold me till you leave, even though I'll be coma toast in like two seconds Coma toast hahahaha That k me haha Why hahaha Coma toast hahahahaha Did I spell it right OH GOD MY LIFE IS A LIE Comatose
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    BonAppulea ROAD WORK AHEAD VIET
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    MM You minus well come back to te apartment. Jess won't be here until 6 Minus well? Well I won't be getting MM there until she gets here You the know saying isn't "minus well"? MM What is the saying Might as well
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    Hassan @hassanprg i hate grapes. they discuss me @sabirinnx what they be sayin?
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    Today 12:14 PM U awake boi Yes or no to hanging out today Today 1:22 PM I cant today, I have to finish some aarons Who is Aaron And why is there more than one Aaron A Text Message ↑
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    What school you went to You accepted Rayray's request. You look for meal your You look for meal your Why? I Look What? Huh? I Don't Know What A For Meal Your Is. You look like i no you d U No Me?
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    3 mins looks can be this evening boy i tell ya Like Be the first to like this Comment Share Cal. What Just now Like Reply
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    DIY DIYT anyways. i like my alphet last night zander @finah M DANK MEMEOLOGY i know you not trynna say outfit...i just know you're not
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    pt. 9. April Ham Lincon 2 weeks of winter bust short with
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    Omar Are men habla gated to pay for everything in a relationship? Jake Bated Boy I thought you were speaking Spanish
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    Don't y'all hate when teachers use to coffin skate your phone 28 RETWEETS 8 LIKES
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    Noah fence but you have no hum
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    I want my first born to be a mail child Keep us posted
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    Ahhaha my parents are prob gunna buy flaming young and a cake Wat the | is flaming young? Please dont tell me u mean filet mignon Delivered
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    TheBloggess @TheBloggess Very frustrated lady next to me at Gamestop: "My son Kevin wants Fork Knife for his birthday but no place has it in stock." me: I think it's Fortnite. Her: No. It's definitely Fork Knife. Sorry Kevin. I tried. 10:42 AM - May 1, 2018 O 32.4K 6,796 people are talking about this
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    Bahram @PersianThotz i took these with my iphone x. camera quality so surreal it's like Leonardo Dicaprio painted them ruckin @ruckin not to be confused with award winning actor Leonardo DaVinci
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    nah +0 I'm only 16 but my back aches like an 80 year old with Arthur write this
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